*** Mr Matthews' classroom - West Beverly High School - Day
Mr Matthews: But you know, who needs Big Brother when you have faceb-
Principal Wilson: [knocking and coming in] Mr.Matthews? Class,this is kimberly
McIntyre. She's transferring to west beverly, starting today. Please make her feel
at home.
Mr Matthews: Thanks,harry. Uh,welcome to west bev. You can have a seat right there.
Kimberly: Ok.
Annie: Hey, can I just say that I was the new girl up until... right now,so I totally
know how you feel.
Kimberly: Well,I guess you weren't very good at it 'cause now I got the job.
Mr Matthews: That's cute. Uh,you want to tell us a little something about yourself,kimberly?
Kimberly: Well,why don't you just take whatever the old new girl said about herself
and just make it better.
Mr Matthews: Well,that's tough,because the old new girl is from kansas, and it just
doesn't get any better than that.
Annie: There's no place like home.
Kimberly: Right. Okay. so let me just talk about myself without feeling totally awkward.
Mr Matthews: Don't worry,everyone in this class has had their awkward moments.
Kimberly: I'm kim. I'm from las vegas. I wear size eight shoes. I have three piercings,
but I won't say where. And I like tacos.
Mr Matthews: Great,I also like tacos. Welcome to the school.
Kimberly: Any piercings?
Mr Matthews: Moving on.
*** An other classroom
Miss Wells: This has always been one of my favorite experiments. You'll be paired off
into couples, all with different socioeconomic backgrounds. By the end of the
experiment, you'll have taken care of your real care baby and also managed the
family budget that you are each given.
Mike: Uh,that's women's work-- I mean,whoever I get paired up with better recognize.
Miss Wells: Mike, you'll be paired with navid.
Mike & Navid: What?
Miss Wells: That's right. You are a same sex couple, and Navid is the breadwinner.
Mike: Um,I usually go for blondes. With boobs.
Miss Wells: Annie and Ethan, you are married. Annie works. Ethan is a stay-at-home dad.
Ethan: Do I have,like, a hobby?
Miss Wells: Your hobby...is your baby. Your unique wireless I.D. will track your baby
care. The baby must be fed, burped, rocked and diapered around the clock.
If you shake the baby, do not support the baby's head or mishandle it in any way, it
will register as abused, and you will fail.
*** Hallways
Dixon: Half-birthday?
Silver: Mm-hmm,it's the six month mark between birthdays. You know how when you're a kid and
you're all like,"I'm four and three quarters," or,"I'm five and a half"? It's like
every single milestone is such a big deal, and then at some point, you just stop
counting all those little in-between markers. Yeah, not me. I will always celebrate
my half-birthday.
Dixon: You are a very strange girl.
Silver: Yeah? Well, I'm a strange girl who's gonna have the most rockingest
half-birthday ever. Come on-- psycho at a cemetery? How awesomely perfect. Okay,
tell me you're into Hitchcock.
Dixon: I don't do horror movies.
Silver: Why, are you scared? You scared, you scared?
Dixon: No.I just think they're stupid.
Silver: Ok a) sometimes that's the beauty of them and b), clearly, you just haven't
been initiated properly.
Dixon: Well,uh,maybe you can initiate me the right way.
Silver: Okay.
Annie: [arriving with Ethan] Okay, um, since I am a high-powered attorney,
the teacher says, you can take the baby during business hours.
Ethan: No, don't you have day care at your fancy office?
Annie: No. No,I don'T.
Dixon: So, uh, hey, how's my nephew?
Ethan: Your nephew is a girl.
Dixon: That's what I meant. [He leaves with Ethan].
Silver: um,I think you guys have things in reverse. First, you date, then marriage,
and then a baby, but, you know, whatever works for you.
Annie: No, me and Ethan, not so much. He is in rebound city, plus I take my
relationships seriously, and from what I've seen, clearly he does not. I need a guy
who's dependable, who I can count on, you know?
Silver: I feel you.
***
Naomi: well, hello, stranger.
Adrianna: [putting eye drops in her eyes, faking joy] hey-hey-hey, what's up?
Naomi: Not much. I just haven't really talked to you in a while. How you been?
Adrianna: Sit.
Naomi: So?
Adrianna: So...
Naomi: How's mommy dearest?
Adrianna: You know, desperate to be Dina Lohan and making me suffer for every second
that she's not.
Naomi: How you holding up?
Adrianna: I'm fine.
Naomi: Yeah?
Adrianna: Mhmm.
Naomi: There's just a lot of...talk going around, you know? I hear this talk,
and I worry about you.
Adrianna: Yeah, well, that's all it is, it's talk. Rumors.
Naomi: Good, good.
Adrianna: The only problem I have is her [about Annie]. She's the one who got me
kicked out of the play. She's the one running to principal daddy with lies. Today
after school, she's auditioning against me for a movie. How messed up is that?
Naomi: Weird.
Adrianna: Whatever.
Naomi: Okay. I just... you know, I hear things, and I know things. And I see you
putting eye drops in your eyes,and I.
Adrianna: all right, it's called allergies, Naomi. Can we not do an intervention in
the quad? Seriously, I'm fine. Let's do five minutes on you.
Naomi: Um, Ethan and I broke up. My parents are getting a divorce-- my whole world
is just basically a disaster, and I don't know, I just kind of need my best friend
right now.
Adrianna: I'm sorry. Okay, I've just been really wrapped up in auditions. I'm here.
Always. How about we hang out after school today? Pinkberry and shopping? Ragging
on our parents?
Adrianna & Naomi: Good times!
Adrianna: all right, wish me luck [hugging Naomi]. I need a lot of it.
Naomi: Good luck.
Adrianna: Hey,in fact,it's been, it's been a while, but, um, switch?
Naomi: Switch. It has been a while.
Adrianna: For luck.
Naomi: For luck. Now,you're definitely gonna get it.
*** Outside High school
Mrs Clark: Great,so I'll get the invitations printed, and I'll call you when they're in.
I think it's gonna be the best fund-raiser we've had yet.
A Woman: I have no doubt.
Mr Wilson: I want to thank you both for your help.
Woman: Thank you. I'll see you soon. Talk to you soon. [She leaves].
Mrs Clark: Harry, can I talk to you for a second?
Harry: Sure, yeah.
Mrs Clark: It's about our son. I mean, you know, do you think about him? Do you
wonder what he looks like? What his interests are?
Mr Wilson: Yeah, yeah, but... I'm just trying to figure this all out. I mean,
I'd like to know that he's okay, but...
Mrs Clark: knowing that he's okay isn't good enough for me, so I've decided to do
something about it.
Mr Wilson: Which is?
Mrs Clark: I want to hire a private investigator to find him.
*** Casting audition ***
Annie: Please, please don't kill me. I am so not ready to die yet. I haven't even been to
prom. I. I haven't been asked, actually, but I heard that rick bartley's gonna
ask me, and I...he's...he's rick bartley. You...you wouldn't want to take that away
from a young girl in her prime, now, would you?
*** In the restroom
Adrianna: Please don't kill me. I'm not, um. Please don't kill me, I'm not ready to.
I haven't even. I haven't even gone to. Okay. [Pissed at herself] Damn it! [After
having inhaled a white powder out of her lipstick] Please don't kill me.
*** Annie's audition
Woman: That was great, Annie. Thanks for coming in.
Annie: Thank you for having me.
Woman: Sure. You can go now, Annie.
Annie: Right-- leaving. Hi, Adrianna [Adrianna waves ironically at her].
Woman: Ready. Adrianna?
Adrianna: [smiling and self-confident] I'm ready to rock it!
-== 107 Hollywood Forever ==-
*** Peach Pit ***
Naomi: Hello. We've only just been broken up for a few days, and you already have a
baby with someone else? That's impressive.
Ethan: Yeah, we're just doing a project for miss wells' class.
Naomi: you two are doing that project? That's cute.
Annie: Yes,we are married for the project. This is our baby.
Naomi: How nice for you. I don't care. I've moved on. Ethan and I are over, and he
is more than welcome to have as many babies as he wants with whomever he pleases.
Well, I am off to meet Adrianna. You guys have fun. Enjoy your little baby. Bye-bye.
Annie: And...awkward. You okay?
Ethan: Yeah, good times.
Annie: You know, it's not like you guys are gonna stay broken up, right?
Ethan: No, actually, we are.
Annie: Yeah, well, I've been here six weeks, and you guys have already broken up
and gotten back together three times, so.
Ethan: that's the point. I...I can't do it anymore. We've been through this so many
times, and it didn't even hurt this last time. I don't want to be in a relationship
where I just keep breaking up with the person.
*** At Silver's ***
Silver: In this room. I'm painting this wall black.
Dixon: Just one wall?
Silver: Yeah. I think it makes a statement.
Dixon: Well, what's the statement, I ran out of paint?
Silver: You know black's my favorite color.
Dixon: I like that, but, uh, what about Kelly? She doesn't strike me as a "wall
painted black" kind of girl.
Silver: That's the beauty of paint, right? You can just paint over it later.
Dixon: Man, so you're staying here by yourself for two weeks. You aren't scared to
be here all alone?
Silver: I need you to relax and just...embrace the awesomeness of this situation.
Me, your girlfriend, has a house all to herself.
Dixon: Point taken. So, uh, this is definitely gonna become the new party house.
Silver: I think I'm gonna charge a cover.
Dixon: You gonna charge me?
Silver: You'll work it off.
Dixon: I like the way you think.
Silver: But right now, you're gonna lay back, take off your shoes and get ready for
something you've never done before. In my hands, I have the three greatest horror
movies ever. We're gonna have a major movie marathon, my friend.
*** At the Wilson's ***
Tabitha: You have some nerve accusing me of doing.
Debbie: I have some nerve? Tabitha, you have some nerve.
Mr Wilson: Hey, what's going on?
Tabitha: Harry, it's my pool, and I'm going to do what I want when I want!
Harry: Did I miss a segue way here?
Debbie: Your mother flashed the gardener again.
Tabitha: I never flashed mauricio. I like to swim naked. I like how it feels when
the water glides off my ass. Why should I give that up?
Harry: Mom, Mauricio comes once a week. Do you have to swim naked at that exact time?
Tabitha: Harry, don't be such a prude. I'm letting my freak flag fly, and there's
nothing you can do about it. [She leaves the room].
Debbie: Wow.
Harry: [Laughing] Yeah, and-and speaking of odd women, uh, Tracy was at school today,
and she completely blindsided me about.
Debbie: about?
Harry: About wanting to hire a P.I. to find our birth son, and she wants my okay.
Debbie: Did you give it to her?
Harry: No. I mean, I don't know how I can stop her if she wants to.
Debbie: Just time-out. I get the feeling the only thing holding you back is how you
think I'm gonna react.
Harry: No, that is not the only thing. I mean, that's a big thing, but...the kids, too.
Debbie: Do you want to find him, Harry?
Harry: Yeah. I do. I was thinking that I could write a letter, register with the
adoption agency, and someday, if he wants to find me, or us, he can.
Debbie: Okay, well, I think that sounds like a good plan.
Harry: You...are amazing. [Answering his cell phone] Yeah. Tomorrow? Um, that's kind
of sudden, isn't it? I thought you guys were going to scope the place out first.
*** At Adrianna's ***
Mrs Tate Duncan: I'm so glad you came by, Naomi. Gosh, every time I see you,
I think it's such a shame you're not trying to be actress like ade. You've got such
a look. Although, you know, I prefer when you wear your hair straight. So much
prettier.
Naomi: So, is Adrianna here?
Mrs Tate Duncan: She must be celebrating. She got the movie.
Naomi: That's incredible. She must be so thrilled.
Mrs Tate Duncan: We are. Especially after she botched her last couple auditions.
It's about time she got her act together.
Naomi: So, you don't have any idea where she's at? I mean, I was supposed to meet
her today after school. I called a few times, and she hasn't answered the phone.
I'm a little worried, so, I.
Mrs Tate Duncan: she probably just got so excited about getting the part, she forgot.
Yeah, she's just...she's off celebrating.
*** Somewhere, in a car, Adrianna is doing drugs with some odd friends of her ***
*** At Silver's ***
Silver: It's an homage to the texas chainsaw massacre, and the character of captain
spalding is a total satire, but at the same time, he's terrifying. Can you believe
that rob zombie directed this? Dixon, wake up!
Dixon: The call's coming from inside the house.
Silver: How long have you been sleeping?
Dixon: I don't know. I was asleep. What time is it?
Silver: 11:30.
Dixon: 11:00! My god,I got to. I got to go.
Silver: Glad you enjoyed the movies.
Dixon: Look, if-if I don't want to watch one movie, what makes you think I'm gonna
sit through three? I-I got to go. I got to go.
*** At the Wilson's - Night ***
Dixon: Grandma, you don't see me. You just forgot to take your blue pill.
Tabitha: Did all the blood rush away from the part of your brain that allows you to
tell time?
Dixon: I was just, um...
Tabitha: Sneaking in. Were you with a girl? I want all the deets. Don't worry. I
won't tell your mom and dad.
Dixon: Thank-thank you so much, grandma.
Tabitha: I meant, I won't tell them if you were with a girl. They know you're not here.
Your mother's halfway to calling the police.
Debbie: Dixon!
Tabitha: Oh oh!
Debbie: I am so furious with you! Where have you been?
Harry: Hey, your mother was freaking out.
Dixon: Silver made me watch a bunch of whack-ass horror movies, and I fell asleep!
I'm-I'm sorry. I wasn't doing anything fun. Trust me.
Harry: Still unacceptable. Can somebody shut that baby up, please?
Annie: I'm trying!
Tabitha: Harry, relax. He fell asleep. It's not like he spent the night in Tijuana
with a couple of laker girls and a goat.
Annie: I really hope I get the wording right when I repeat that line to my future
therapist.
Debbie: Annie, the baby.
Annie: I can't find her.
Dixon: Some parent you are.
Harry: Hey, this cannot happen again.
Dixon: It won't.
Harry: Where was your cell phone?
Dixon: It-it died.
Debbie: Dixon.
Dixon: So, uh, where was it?
Annie: In the bathroom...corner. Under my jeans.
Debbie: Nobody puts baby in the corner.
Harry: [Laughing] no.
Dixon: Good night.
*** West Beverly High - Day ***
Silver: Hey, how's it going? Missing my sis? Feeling a little blue?
Mr Matthews: Actually, I, uh, already started dating.
Silver: Okay.That was fast.
Mrs Matthews: Yeah, well, did you think I'd stay on the market forever?
Silver: Kind of, but that's great. You should bring one of the lucky ladies to the
hollywood forever cemetery tonight. They're showing psycho.
Mr Matthews: Yeah, great. No, I'll do that. I'll bring one of the, uh,lucky ladies
to the cemetery. That I will do. See you.
Silver: Cool.
Dixon: Hey.
Silver: Hey. So, did you get in trouble with the rents?
Dixon: Yeah. They're pissed. So pissed that they insisted on going to hollywood
forever tonight just to make sure I make curfew.
Silver: All right, well, look, um, last night I was trying to show you something
important to me.
Dixon: A house of a thousand corpses is important to you?
Silver: I was trying to share something that I like with you.
Dixon: All right, all right. I'm sorry. It wasn't intentional, all right?
Annie: Yo, be careful.
Ethan: It's not real.
Annie: I don't want to fail.
Ethan: Show me one person who's ever gotten lower than a B in health class, and...
I don't even have to finish that sentence, because it has never happened.
Silver: So, you guys are coming tonight, right? Not only is it the most kick-ass
movie ever to show at a cemetery, but they also have a Johnny Ramone tribute statue
that I am dying to see.
Dixon: Yeah, me, too.
Silver: Shut up. You're making fun of me. So, you guys want to ride together, or
just meet there?
Annie: I, uh, yeah, I suppose we could both go, you know, as parents, with the baby
with us.
Ethan: Yeah, yeah. It's, uh, it sounds like a-a plan. Great. Let's do it. Hey,
Wilson, go long.
Annie: Hey, no, don't go long! Hey, it's a baby!
Ethan: I know it's a baby...
*** Mr Matthews class ***
Mr Matthews: So the concept of the totalitarian authority in Orwell's book really
coined the now ever-so-popular term "big brother".
A student: What does totalitarian mean, mr.Matthews?
Kimberly: [To Annie] You look wiped. Late night?
Annie: Yeah. Very.
Kimberly: Someone knows how to party.
Annie: No, I was actually on baby duty.
Kimberly: Baby duty?
Mr Matthews: Kimberly! Once again. Am I boring you?
Kimberly: I did see the movie.
Mr Matthews: Not the same thing, and the questions on your test will reflect the
book, not the movie. So, if you'd stop wasting my time, I could maybe...
Kimberly: excuse me, mr. Matthews, but if I'm here, and you're here, doesn't
make it.
Mr Matthews: Nice reference, Spicoli, but didn't you graduate in 1982?
Kimberly: Thank you. I'm here all week.
Mr Matthews: And you're going to be here at lunch too,'cause you just got a
detention.
*** Mr Wilson's office
Mr Wilson: So, Debbie and I have talked, and we have decided to go forward with this.
Mrs Clark: Yes!
Mr Wilson: Hold on a second, Trace. I'm-I'm not into the whole P.I.Thing. I mean,
we're not chasing somebody down here, so, you know, we're gonna have to write a
letter to the adoption agency.
Mrs Clark: Whoa, whoa, Harry. I already hired a P.I.
Mr Wilson: What? What the hell did you do that for?
Mrs Clark: Look, I've waited for 22 years. Besides, you know, I just kind of figured
that you'd come around, so I went ahead and did it.
Mr Wilson: Come on! Tracy, that's not what we talked about.
Mrs Clark: You come on, Harry. I know you. You want to know how he's been doing. This
has been killing you. Tell me I'm wrong.
Mr Wilson: Okay, yeah, I feel bad about the whole thing, but you should not have
done this.
Mrs Clark: Now,look, Harry, I get it. This whole thing is a shock to you, but I've
been dealing with this every day since I was 19.
Mr Wilson: Yeah. I'm sorry about that.
Mrs Clark: It's really nice to finally hear you say that.
Mr Wilson: hey, it's okay. [He hugs her].
Mrs Clark: Yeah. [She kisses him].
Mr Wilson: oka whoa! Tracy. I'm going to pretend that that never happened.
Mrs Clark: Sorry, I'm sorry.
Mr Wilson: Yeah.
*** Mr Matthews class - detention
Kimberly: I hear this is where the party's at.
Mr Matthews: Uh, that's right, so you can sit down and pour yourself a tall glass of
shut up and don't speak for the next hour.
Kimberly: Does that come in diet? 'Cause I'm kind of watching my figure.
Mr Matthews: And that ends the conversation portion of this detention.
George: I know you love my company, but this is getting a little old, Mr Matthews.
A goth student: [To George] The fact that I made out with you in the fifth grade
makes me want to cut my tongue off.
Kimberly: Do you have a girlfriend?
Mr Matthews: That's none of your business.
Kimberly: Are you gay? You seem kind of gay.
Mr Matthews: Yeah, about as gay as your dad.
Kimberly: My dad's dead.
Mr Matthews: Hmm, well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay.
Kimberly: Touché. [Mr Matthews makes a sign to ask for silence]. Yeah, good luck
with that.
Mr Matthews: Starting to see why you got kicked out of your last school.
George: You two sound like my mom and my old soccer coach. Before the unpleasantness.
A female teacher: Mr.Matthews, do you have a second?
Mr Matthews: Yeah, I do. I'm stepping out for 30 seconds. George, I'll give you a
dollar if you keep your trap shut, and two if you learn how to read.
Kimberly: I can read, Mr.Matthews.
Mr Matthews: I'm ignoring you. [He leaves the room].
Kimberly: [To George] So. Detention. Bad kids, any idea where a girl can score some
party favors?
*** Hallways
Naomi: I waited for you last night. I'm happy you got the part, but why you didn't
call me?
Adrianna: You heard? Isn't it awesome? I was driving over to see you and then I got
the call that I got the part and so I had to call my mom, and then I had to go home
and celebrate, and it was just...
Naomi: that's not true, Adrianna. I was at your house last night and you weren't
there. Why are you lying to me?
Adrianna: Can you just take one minute and be happy for me? I got the movie! Looks
like our lucky necklace switch worked! I think you can have it back now.
Naomi: What-- wh-wh-wh-whoa, what? Are you kidding me with this? Really? I know this
lipstick container, Adrianna.
Adrianna: Are you kidding me? What do you care? It was yours.
Naomi: It was mine. Not anymore. I experimented and I stopped. Like you supposedly
did.
Adrianna: Give me a break, Naomi.
Naomi: No! No, I won't give you a break. Okay, I'm your friend. And I may come off
as annoying or whatever you think I am, but I care about you. And I'm worried about
you.
Adrianna: I'm fine.
Naomi: You're not fine. And don't, don't, don't walk away from me. I can help you,
okay? I can help you deal with this, but you got to let me.
Adrianna: Oh my god. Oh my god! Okay, you're right. All right, I'm using, but it's,
it's not like I'm addicted. I could stop whenever I want. I'm just like, I'm just under
so much pressure from my mom to get a stupid job. I finally work super hard to get
something and I'm gonna get busted. I'm gonna get kicked out of school. I'm gonna
lose the movie. I'm gonna lose everything!
Naomi: No! No,you're not. Give it to me.
Adrianna: What? No!
Naomi: Just give it to me.
Police woman: Stop whatever you're doing!
*** Outside high school
Mr Wilson: Where'd you find it?
Police woman: The coke was in the lipstick. We'll cop you on the police report.
Mr Matthews: What the hell, Harry? Isn't there a better way than busting kids? It's
a little extreme, don't you think?
Mr Wilson: I don't want drugs on this campus.
Mr Matthews: And neither do I. But you get one chance to earn these kids' trust.
Mr Wilson: What, are you defending drug dealers?
Mr Matthews: Not everyone is a dealer. Naomi? Please. These kids have rights.
Mr Wilson: They don't have right to bring drugs to school.
Mr Matthews: This isn't China. It's beverly hills, all right? This isn't cool, Harry.
Mr Wilson: Not interested in being cool. Or in your opinion, mr.Matthews.
Silver: That was brutal.
Dixon: Big time.
Annie: Those weren't her drugs, Ethan.
Ethan: I know.
*** In front of Adrianna's house ***
Ethan: Come on, Adrianna.
Adrianna: Leave me alone.
Ethan: Did you see her get busted? They took her down to book her.
Adrianna: Yeah, well, her dad will get her out of it.
Ethan: Yeah, and then what's her dad gonna do to her? She's probably gonna get
suspended no matter what. Maybe even expelled. She shouldn't be in this situation,
Adrianna. You need to step up and admit the drugs were yours.
Adrianna: Says who?
Annie: Says me. I saw her take the drugs from you.
Adrianna: Well, for your information, Naomi's the one that initiated me into the c&c
club.
Annie: C&c club?
Adrianna: Cocaine and champagne.
Ethan: Yeah, but she grew out of it,'cause she realized how stupid it was.
Annie: You can't just let her take the rap for you.
Adrianna: What do you care about Naomi? You're already practically dry-humping her
boyfriend.
Ethan: Ex-boyfriend. And she does care. We both care. Now, if you care about naomi--
you'll prove it.
*** Naomi's room ***
Naomi: Mom, what are you doing?
Mrs Clark: I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago. I'm acting like your
mother instead of your sister or your friend.
Naomi: You kidding me? Dad, she's tearing my room apart!
Mr Clark: If I wasn't bailing you out, I'd be doing it right along with her.
Naomi: Great. You guys! There aren't any drugs here. I don't do drugs!
Mrs Clark: Well, you just got caught red-handed.
Naomi: Come on, mom. You know I don't do drugs. What is this?
Mrs Clark: No, I know that you dabbled with Adrianna over a year ago. What I don't
know is if your father leaving has made you start again.
Mr Clark: That's nice, Tracy. Why don't we just lay off the digs and deal with the
issue here?
Mrs Clark: This is the issue, Charles. You don't think there's consequences for what
you did to this family?
Naomi: Okay, stop! Daddy, you can fix this. You can get me out of this. Can you just
make it go away?
Mr Clark: I don't think you get how serious this is. I may not be able to. Sit down.
Naomi: What?
Mr Clark: Sit down. You're doing this to get attention?
Naomi: No.
Mr Clark: You're doing this 'cause you think you're gonna get your mom and me back
together?
Naomi: No.
Mr Clark: Well, I'm not just gonna be able to write a check-- not for this. This is
gonna go on your permanent record. You're gonna have to be drug-tested, make court
appearances. Listen, if there's anything that you want to tell us, you should. Now.
*** Later
Adrianna: God.
Naomi: I know. Look at this. I'm in a lot of trouble, ade.
Adrianna: I know. I'm sorry. I... I thought your dad would be able to get you out of
it.
Naomi: Yeah. Me, too. Apparently he can't.
Adrianna: Well, maybe he can figure something out. He's got to figure something out.
Look, I-I want to help, but I.
Naomi: but what, ade? I mean, no offense, but this should be you. I don't think
you're grasping how totally screwed I am right now? I could go to jail.
Adrianna: You won't go to jail.
Naomi: You don't know that. Look, I-I need you to tell them that the drugs were yours.
It's gonna suck. I'm sorry.
Adrianna: I'll lose my movie.
Naomi: No. You'll get another one. Okay? You'll get another one when you're clean.
Babe, you got to get help. You really have to stop. You need to go to rehab. Hey,
maybe it could be a good career move? What do you know?
Adrianna: Sadly, that's probably true.
Naomi: Look, I had your back. You've got to have mine now, okay? We're going to my
dad's office to meet with his attorney. Come with me. Maybe he can help you, too.
Adrianna: Okay. Okay, yeah. My mom is totally gonna freak out. Give me an hour or so
to explain everything.
Naomi: Of course. You'll meet us there?
Adrianna: Yeah. I'll see you in a bit. I'm really sorry.
Naomi: We're gonna sort this out, okay?
Adrianna: Okay.
*** At Adrianna's
Adrianna: Mom?
Mrs Tate Duncan: There's my star! This cake is just symbolic-- so I don't want you
eating it or anything. Calories.
Adrianna: Hey, mom, can we, um.
Mrs Tate Duncan: you did it! You saved us.
Adrianna: Could we talk?
Mrs Tate Duncan: We were about to lose the house.
Adrianna: We were gonna lose the house?
Mrs Tate Duncan: Well, I didn't want to frighten you or put pressure on you or
anything, but, yeah. I mean, I've been literally packing the last few days when you
weren't home. But we're good now! And it's only up from here. Bigger and brighter.
'Cause all of our problems are solved. All because of you, baby. It's crazy, right?...
*** Hollywood cemetery ***
Silver: couldn't sing. Wasn't handsome. But still became a rock star sex symbol.
Now, that was a cool guy.
Dixon: This is Johnny Ramone? Thought it was Howard Stern.
Silver: All right, all right, take my picture with it.
All right, come here. Get him in there.
Yeah!
All right.
Dixon: I mean, I guess they were pretty influential to a lot of bands that came
out after them. You know? I heard a green day cover of one of their songs.
Silver: Well, look at you. You're a ramone fan?
Dixon: Well, you like them and I like you. So, you know, I downloaded a couple songs.
Silver: Okay, that was really cute.
***
Mr Matthews: Can I just say I have had the day from hell, and you have completely
turned that around. Honestly, I was a little nervous. I just, I've heard a lot
of horror stories about people meeting online.
Jacqueline: I do it all the time.
Mr Matthews: Yeah?
Jacqueline: You are so cute. I'm so used to guys not looking like their pictures. Like at all.
Mr Matthews: Well, you are quite attractive yourself. Honestly, prettier than your
pictures.
Jacqueline: Really?
Mr Matthews: Yeah.
Jacqueline: You're right, though. I totally need new headshots.
Mr Matthews: You're an actress? In L.A.? That's rare.
Jacqueline: Really? God, I find there are actors everywhere.
Mr Matthews: Yeah,no,I was,I was...never mind. Um, would I have seen you in anything?
Jacqueline: Well, I was a corpse in csi, but I look all dead, so it's not a very good example.
I was in a commercial. O-m-g! This is the funniest story. So it was for this medicine,
and I didn't know what it was. I thought it was like a vitamin or something, but
then they tell me what it is. And at first I didn't want to do it because I didn't
want everyone to think that I had herpes. But then I just did it, because it was a
national commercial and I was all, "whatever!Cha-ching!".
Mr Matthews: Now, did you have to, uh, do a lot of research to get into character
for that or...
Jacqueline: What do you mean?
Mr Matthews: You know,'cause...'cause...do you want to grab a seat?
Jacqueline: Yeah!
***
Silver: It's good that we got here early,'cause we can scout a good spot. And there are
Hitchcock fanatics. I hear some guys actually dress up like their mothers.
Dixon: Whoa! You would never catch me in a dress.
Ethan: But you have such amazing legs.
Dixon: Thank you.
Annie: What's up, half birthday girl?
Ethan: I see dead people.
Annie: We didn't get you a gift.
Ethan: We figured that our presence was gift enough.
Annie: Yeah.
Silver: It'll do.
Ethan: Naomi's off the hook. Adrianna's gonna admit the drugs were hers.
Annie: That's great. You know, it was, it was really cool of you to still care
enough about Naomi to help her.
Ethan: I'd be there for anybody who was important to me.
Annie: Ethan Ward-- never fails to surprise.
Ethan: Hey, uh, I think I'm gonna get some drinks. Anybody want anything?
Dixon: I-I'll go with you, man.
Ethan: Let's do it.
Dixon: Here you go.
Silver: Thank you.
Annie: Okay, why does this suddenly feel like a double-date?
Silver: Chill, it is not a double date. Okay? We're going to have fun; it's going to
be awesome. [To Navid and Mike] What's up, guys? Very cute couple.
Navid: Funny. Happy half birthday.
Silver: Thank you.
Mike: Why does this baby only cry whenever I'm holding him?
Navid: Dude, have you looked in the mirror? Your hair, it looks like a medieval weapon.
Mike: This relationship is not working. All right,here,take,take the baby. I need a break.
Navid: Dude, you're the caretaker. Come on. You're my bitch. [He leaves].
Annie: Okay, so just one thing. You cannot make out with Dixon while Ethan and I are
sitting there or I will kill you.
Silver: Okay, okay. Well, then, I'm gonna make out with him over there, so just shut
your eyes. Look away, okay?
***
Mrs Wilson: She kissed you?
Mr Wilson: Yeah, but sweetheart, I want you to know that this was all her. I-I didn't...
Mrs Wilson: Harry, oh my god, she's an even bigger nut job than I thought.
Mr Wilson: Sweetheart, you understand that this woman has issues.
Mrs Wilson: Well, she's about to have some even bigger issues.
Mr Wilson: See, I knew you'd be pissed.
Mrs Wilson: I just wish she was out of our lives.
Mr Wilson: Yeah, so do I, but...
Mrs Wilson: She's in our lives.
Mr Wilson: Yeah.
Mrs Wilson: I miss Kansas. I miss my friends.
Mr Wilson: I know. I know. Hey, well...at least you're not six feet under.
Mrs Wilson: She kissed you?
*** Night
A man voice: Okay, everybody, we'll start the movie as soon as it gets dark.
Jacqueline: And so, they make you put all these special talents at the bottom of your résumé,
like it matters. I mean, they take one look at your head shot and decide if they're
gonna hire you or not. Seriously, who cares if I do gymnastics, you know?
Mr Matthews: You do gymnastics?
Jacqueline: I used to. I can still do the splits.
Mr Matthews: Wow, that...that is good news for everybody.
Kimberly: Wow, that is good news. Hi, I'm kim.
Jacqueline: Hi. I'm Jacqueline.
Kimberly: You Ryan's girlfriend?
Mr Matthews: No, uh, she's not my girlfriend.
Jacqueline: Who's this?
Mr Matthews: Uh, this is a student, a very annoying student who was just leaving.
Kimberly: So what do you do, Jacqueline?
Jacqueline: I'm an actress.
Kimberly: In L.A.? Really? That's rare.
Jacqueline: Omg, he said the exact same thing. Don't you guys know L.A. is the
capital of hollywood?
Kimberly: Omg, I didn't know that. Good luck with your career. I loved you in the
herpes commercial.
Jacqueline: Thank you.
Mr Matthews: Charming student. Popcorn?
*** Lawyer's office ***
Mr Owen: If she confesses, if the drugs are hers, it should help, but you know
there's no guarantees. What I think we can do is...
Naomi: I understand, Mr.Owens, but, Adrianna is going to be here if we just give her
a few more minutes.
Mr Clark: Naomi, please let him finish.
Mr Owens: Okay, all that said, if your friend doesn't confess and this ends up on
your record, it is, it's gonna be harder for you to go to college, to get a job, and
you may have to go to jail, which in your case would be a juvenile detention.
*** Hollywood cemetery ***
Dixon: Hey. Happy half birthday.
Silver: Thank you.
Dixon: [scared by the movie] What the--?
Silver: [laughing] Told you it was good.
***
Jacqueline: Maybe one day I'll be in a movie. That's projected on the side of a
mausoleum.
Mr Matthews: One can only hope.
***
Navid: [about Jacqueline] Dude, I'm telling you, that is so her. Look at her-- blond hair, the Angelina
Jolie lips.
***
Mr Matthews: Can I get you a coffee or?
Jacqueline: Yeah, yummy.
***
Mike: It's not her.
Navid: Yes it is.
*** Lawyer's office ***
Mr Owens: So, because it's a first offense, and because of the small amount, I may
be able to get you probation. But it's going to be stuck on her record.
Mr Clark: How could you be so stupid, Naomi?
Naomi: I know you're upset, dad, but she's coming. She said she'd be here. She promised.
*** Hollywood cemetery ***
Kimberly: I'm a little disappointed in you, Matthews. I mean, that's your type--
self-absorbed and stupid?
Mr Matthews: No, listen. That was incredibly inappropriate.
Kimberly: that's how I roll.
Mr Matthews: listen, I don't want to assume anything here, but I've been through
this with students before, so if you're having any kind of feelings. I'm your
teacher, you're my student, and I'm a lot older than you. I mean, I'm not a lot, a lot.
Kimberly: dude, chill. I just didn't want you to catch her stupidity. I hear it's
contagious. And I hope you didn't think I had a crush on you because...gross.
Mr Matthews: Gross, exactly.
Kimberly: Yeah. Get over yourself.
***
Mr Wilson: I am going to be right back, okay?
Mrs Wilson: okay.
Mr Wilson: Hey, I need to talk to you. Your department made quite the scene today.
Kimberly: We did what we had to do. I've already made contact with one of the
smaller dealers, but you know we're after the supplier.
Mr Wilson: The supplier is not going to come anywhere near school after that bust
today.
Kimberly: Wrong. We did this now because then they'll figure the bust already
happened, and now they're safe. And Harry, we've been over this. Don't make contact
in public with me again. Let the precinct do their job and let me do my job.
***
Ethan: I wonder, like, how and when our baby was made, you know?
Annie: Your dad never had that conversation with you?
Ethan: I mean, like, overseas or something.
Annie: Oh,then we'd be like brangelina. [Ethan turned down a call] You can totally
get that. It's not like this is a date or anything.
Ethan: Well, I don't know, we're watching a movie, we have a baby to take care of.
Whoever it was can wait.
Annie: Okay.
***
Naomi listening to Ethan's voicemail: This is Ethan. Leave a message.
***
Ethan: It's complicated. And you're right, you know, about this not being a date.
Annie: Yeah I know, that's why I said it wasn't a date.
Ethan: Yeah, right, I...even though, I mean, it kind of, kind of feels like a date.
Annie: Yeah, I know, right? It's not.
Ethan: No, no, it's not. 'Cause if it was a date. I'd do this.
Dixon: Oh my god. Did you guys see that? Scared the crap out of me.
Silver: Yeah. You should have seen your brother. What a wuss.
Dixon: Hey, but I wasn't the only one who jumped. Did you jumped too?
Ethan: I jumped, man, I jumped.
Annie: Yes. Yeah, you did.
*** Adrianna passing out somewhere, while Naomi is calling her ***
Emergency staff: No pulse. Get the IV.
A guy: I don't know what happened, she was fine.
Naomi: [leaving a message] I cannot believe you did this to me. You were the one person that I thought I could count on, that I could trust. It was you, Adrianna, you were it, and you can't even do so little as pick up your freaking phone! Amazing, way to go. This friendship is over. We're done. I hope you got that.
*** End of episode ***