**** Wilson's
Harry: Good morning.
Tabitha: Well, my damn computer froze up again.
Harry: Oh, what'd you spill on it this time, mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.
Harry: Yeah.
Tabitha: The good iced tea, too.
Debbie: I'll take it to the repair shop for you.
Tabitha: Oh, no, I'll do it myself. I need to pick up some
more iced tea anyway.
Harry: Mom, you can't drive.
That's why there's that big sticker on your heart
medication that says not to operate heavy machinery.
Tabitha: Oh, pish. It's a mercedes, not a corn thresher.
I need to finish my memoirs
before my friend virginia does.
We've slept with all of the same people.
Dixon: Wow, if I would have walked in five seconds
later, I wouldn't have had to hear that.
Harry: Mom, let Debbie get it. You just...
Annie: [sadly] Good morning.
Harry: honey, you okay?
Annie: Jason and I broke up.
Harry: Oh.
Debbie: I'm sorry.
Tabitha: Oh, what a shame.
Annie: It just comes down to we are
both geographically undesirable.
Dixon: Well, I could have told
you that was gonna happen.
Annie: It doesn't make it any easier. Move!
Tabitha: I say good-bye to Huckleberry
Finn and hello to California boys.
Harry: Dixon, I'm gonna grab my keys
and then I'll take you to practice.
[To Debbie] Could we talk for a second, honey?
***** Parents' bedroom
Harry: Tracy called again this morning.
Debbie: What are you gonna do?
Harry: I have no idea. I think
I'm still in shock. Listen, I want to handle this
the right way for you and me.
I know it's been a tough weekend, but
you gotta tell me how I can help you.
Debbie: I don't know, Harry. I didn't
expect to wake up saturday morning and hear that my husband has
a child with another woman. This could be such a major
adjustment for our family.
Harry: I'm sorry this dropped in your lap, but I promise
you that we will handle this together. I will...
Their phones are ringing.
Debbie: This is Antonio. First day on the job and he's
called me ten times about the shoot.
Harry: School.
Debbie: You know what? We should...
Harry: Talk about this tonight?
Debbie: Yeah, tonight. [Answering the call and getting out of the room]
Yeah, antonio.
Harry: [answering too] Yeah.
Debbie: [on the phone] That's a great idea.
Harry: [on the phone] What? The whole front hallway?
***** High School
Harry: Unbelievable. Palisades Hall lacrosse team did this?
Dixon: They got us good.
Harry: Listen up, team. I know you guys are pissed. I get it.
I would want revenge if I were in your
shoes, too, but we're not gonna retaliate.
Ethan: Are you kidding me? Look at the ground!
Harry: I'm not kidding! No, we'll let
the school board handle this. We'll get back at them on
the field, not off the field.
Dixon: That's a terrible idea.
Harry: Didn't ask your opinion.
Look, come on, gentlemen, this gives us a
chance to show what kind of character we have.
What kind of men we are.
Boy #1: What, wussmemen?
Harry: There's to be no retaliation
or pranks on Palisades hall. End of discussion.
Am I clear?... Am I clear?
Ryan: Guys, come on. You heard the principal.
The guys: Yes, mr. Wilson.
Dixon: Yes, dad.
*****
Ethan: Hi.
Naomi: Hi.
Ethan: Here, I, uh, got this. It didn't travel well, but
it made me think of you, so...
Naomi: Because it's crushed?
Ethan: Are we gonna be okay?
Naomi: I hope so. I'll meet you after class.
Naomi leaves.
George: Why don't you watch where you're going, Ward?
Ethan: You need a hug, dude? Hey, it's gonna be okay.
Everything's gonna be okay.
George leaves.
Ethan: Hey, Annie.
Annie: Hey!
Ethan: Hey, uh, listen, I just want to say I'm sorry
for all the stuff I put you through last week.
Annie: It's okay.
Ethan: Well, no, 's's not, but anyway, um, how are you?
Annie: Um, jason broke up with me. My boyfriend from back home?
Ethan: Wow, that sucks.
Annie: Yeah.
Ethan: Um, do you want me to, like, kick his ass?
'Cause I could totally do that for you.
Annie: He'd kill you, but, uh, thanks for the thought.
Ethan: Wait. He'd kill me?
*****
Annie: Oh, I am, so sorry.
Ty: Was I that bad?
Annie: Oh, my god, no-no-no. Uh, not... it was great.
You just... you have a really nice voice. Uh, I-I'm annie.
I'm in the musical, too. But I'm just in the chorus.
You probably never noticed me
'cause why would you look behind you?
Ty: I've noticed you, Annie.
Annie: Oh!
Ty: Oh, you dropped this.
Annie: Thank you.
Ty: Oh, I'm just, I'm in rehearsal.
Annie: Please go do your thing.
Ty: Thanks. We'll just start from the top, I guess.
***** Mr Matthews classroom
Ryan: All right, let's start with last night's reading.
Uh, who wants to tell me what a haiku is?
And if you say a haiku is the new sushi
roll at koi, well, that would be incorrect.
[To Adrianna who's singing] Hey!
Adrianna: Oh, I'm sorry.
The ring bells, students leave the class.
Ryan: Adriana, what's up with you? Are you okay?
Adrianna: Yeah. I'm just distracted.
I have this really big audition for this movie
this week and I just haven't been able to sleep.
Ryan: And if you get it, what then?
Adrianna: Well, then I'd be in a movie, make lots of money.
Ryan: So, what, you can buy a new cell
phone or maybe a fancy pair of shoes?
Maybe an expensive car you really don't need?
Adrianna: No, so I can pay the mortgage 'cause my mom can'T.
***** High school cafeteria
Naomi: Well, did you enjoy my party?
Annie: I know we shouldn't have crashed,but... Oh, cool tattoo.
Naomi: Yeah. No, I don't blame you. I mean,it was a fabulous party.
I just didn't expect to see you there, you know, with all your morals and everything.
Thank you.
***
Ryan: Miss Taylor?
Kelly: Mr. Matthews.
Ryan: You know,if you sit with me, I'll let you have half my sandwich.
Kelly: How about I sit with you and you keep your sandwich?
Ryan: Well,you're too easy. Anyone ever tell you that?
Kelly: Not lately.
***
Dixon: So, guys, uh... Are we gonna get them back or what?
Ethan: Uh, no, man. I mean, you heard what Mr. Wilson said.
I mean, uh, your dad. No retaliation, right?
Dixon: Come on, guys. I want in on this.
I'm not gonna tell anyone.
Boy #1: Dude, you're the principal's kid.
I mean, what are we, stupid?
*****
Silver: I think this may be my best blogisode yet.
Annie: Now, why does that scare me?
Silver: You shouldn't be scared. Others should be scared.
Annie: Okay, seriously, Silver, it's kinda mean,
and it makes me feel like I can't tell you stuff.
In fact, probably already told you too much.
Silver: Okay, what was that?
Annie: What?
Silver: "What?"
Mm, Ty Collins just practically put his tongue in your mouth.
That's what.
Annie: Shut up!
Silver: Okay,you are obviously too messed up to see what's right in front of you,
so let me be your eyes. Ty collins is into you?
You should be into Ty Collins. Or so to speak.
Annie: Okay,can you just give me one second because my old relationship ended six hours ago?
Silver: Okay,the cure for a breakup is a hookup.
Now, he does tend to leave brokenhearted girls sobbing at his locker,
but for a temporary distraction, he's your man.
Annie: That is a terrible recommendation.
And I really don't think he's that into me.
Silver: Yeah...'cause you're such a dork.
Annie: Thanks.
Silver leaves as Ty approaches their table.
Ty: Hey,Annie.
Annie: Hey,Ty.
Ty: Want to grab dinner tonight after rehearsal?
Annie: Uh,yeah.
Ty: Great.
*****
A gothic girl: I'm so sorry that happened to you.
I don't know why people cheat.
Naomi: Who are you and why are you speaking to me?
The gothic shows her laptop to Naomi: a video fo Silver's blog is playing.
[On the video] Silver: Welcome to my first installment of puppet revenge theater.
This episode is entitled "we're fighting...
again"
[On the video] Naomi's puppet: How could you cheat on me?
I think I'm so beautiful.
[On the video] Ethan's puppet: I love lacrosse.
Naomi's puppet: No, no, you're supposed to love me!
'Cause you're the only one stupid enough to actually think that I'm interesting.
Ethan's puppet: I love lacrosse.
A girl's puppet: Hi, Ethan.
Can we go to you car and check out your lacrosse stick together?
Naomi closes the laptop and go find Ethan.
Naomi: Ethan! Everybody's seen it, Ethan! Everyone knows!
Ethan: I know, I'm sorry.
Naomi slaps strongly Ethan.
***** Pitch Pit
Naomi: That slap's going to be legendary.
Too bad that's not on Silver's site.
Girl #1: Maybe you can reenact it.
Girl #2: Ooh!
Naomi: The harder the slap, the faster they run back.
Girl #2: You should so write a relationship blog Mm-hmm.
Naomi: Wait until you see the next part of my plan.
***** Dixon's bedroom: Navid and Dixon are playing Playstation.
Navid: Why do you want to do anything with those jock asses anyway?
They're just gonna end up selling tires or car insurance.
Hooo! Killed ya! Buh-bye.
Dixon: Look, the fun part about being on a team is being part of the team,
and you wouldn't know that because you were never on one.
How do you keep doing that?
Navid: Because you are my bitch I was on a team in the sixth grade.
I played soccer with all those guys.
But I kept scoring for the other team,
so we respectfully parted ways.
Dixon: I hit you first!
Navid: Then why are you dead?
Dixon: Look, I just got to come up with the dopest prank ever, kid.
Like, just crazy.
So they won't even think of me as the principal's kid anymore.
Suck on that! Suck on that!
Navid: Sweet, dude, you ate my head. So what are you going to do?
Dixon: I don't know. You got anything?
***** Debbie at a photoshoot.
Debbie: Honey, I'm swamped at work. Is this important?
Annie [on the phone]: I'm just going to go grab a bite with a friend from the play.
Is that okay?
Debbie: What bite, what friend?
Annie: [on the phone] Just this guy, who...
Debbie: Is this a date? That was fast.
Annie: It's not a date, mom. It's just a hang.
Debbie: A hang? On a school night?
Annie: I know it's a school night, but it's just a guy from the play.
His name is Ty and we just want to, you know, talk about the play...
nothing special,we just want to hang...
Debbie: Okay,slow down.
Annie: It'd be nice to have something to take my mind off jason, you know.
And I promise I won't be out late.
Debbie: I didn't say yes yet.
Annie: Come on, mom, please.
Debbie: Okay, I'll make you a deal.
I'm going to be working later than I thought,
so can you and Ty stop by,
pick up grandma's computer and drop it off to her before your hang?
Annie: Will do.
Debbie: Be home by 10:00.
Annie: I love you. I will see you at 9:59.
***** Dixon's bedroom
Dixon: All right, here we go.
Bullitt central high school in Shepherdsville, Kentucky,
put nair in the other team's jockstraps.
Navid: Do you really want to touch the other team's jockstraps?
Dixon: Good point.
Tabitha: Hello, gentlemen.
Dixon: Hey grandma, what's up?
Tabitha: Oh, just waiting for Annie to bring my computer back.
I heard about the trash at school.
Dixon: Yeah.
Tabitha: You know, your dad loved a good prank.
His senior year, he and the team got 50 pigs,
god only knows from where- and released them on palisade's field.
Took them six hours to catch them all and then they had to play the game in pig poop.
I'll let you get back to your studies.
Navid: I think I have an idea.
***** Airport
Annie: So where are we? This looks like an airport.
Ty: Well, it is.
Annie: The planes seem small.
Ty: Private planes, private airport.
Annie: So,uh... Where's the restaurant.
Ty: Oh, it's in San Francisco.
***
Annie [on th phone]: He has a jet, Silver. A jet.
Okay,it's the coolest thing ever.
It's like pretty woman, but I'm not a whore.
Silver: [on the phone] Yeah, well, he is the richest guy in school.
And I have a solid say-yes-to-jet policy, so what's the problem?
Annie: The problem is my mom would kill me,
because she almost didn't let me go when she thought we were eating at astro burger.
Silver: Well, okay, it's, like, an hour flight, right?
It's like being stuck on sunset in traffic.
Annie: Okay, so you think I should...
Silver: Stop being such a farm girl and go. I'll talk to you later.
*** Pitch Pit
Silver: Hey, Naomi, I'm so sorry to hear about Ethan rejecting you.
You are such a good person. You really deserve to be happy.
Adrianna: He didn't reject her, bitch lips.
She slapped him.
Silver: Yeah, his cheating was really an act of love.
See you around, cheetah girls. Nobody break a nail.
***** On a jet.
Annie: Just so you know, I'm going to try and play it cool,
but I am totally freaking out right now.
Ty: I'm freaking out, too.
I just talked to the pilot and he's slurring his word
Annie: Are you serious?
Ty: No, I'm not. You call your mom, freak out about a plane...
it's...it's cute.
Annie: That doesn't sound like a good thing.
Ty: It's a great thing.
***** High School parking lot
Kelly: Yes, I hated the business side of the fashion world and I had my degree in psychology,
so I thought, why not? Went back and got my masters and here I am.
How about you? How did you get started in teaching?
Ryan: For the chicks.
Listen,I wanted to ask you something outside of school.
Will you go to dinner with me sometime?
Kelly: I don't know.
Ryan: Yikes.
Is that like a I'm-just-not-that-into-you,"I don't know,"
or is it more of a I'm-going-to-play-coy- and-make-him-sweat "I don't know"?
Kelly: I would have to get a babysitter.
Ryan: You have a kid?
Kelly: And this is where you can retract the offer with no hard feelings.
Ryan: No, it doesn't bother me.
You know, everybody comes with some baggage.
Kelly: I don't really consider my son baggage, but okay.
Ryan: I don't know why it came out like that.
I didn't mean that, okay? What I meant was-was... well how old is he?
Kelly: Four and a half.
Ryan: Four and a half- that...that is a wonderful age.
I don't know if that's true.
I just...I hear people say it, and I just thought maybe it was...
it was the right thing to say.
Kelly: See you later.
Ryan: Yeah.See ya. Never. Real bad.
***** Movie scene
A man: Okay, everybody, rehearsal in five minutes.
Dixon: So your dad's like a movie producer or something, right?
Navid: Yeah. There they are.
Dixon: This is crazy.
Navid: Hey, what time do you guys wrap?
A man: Uh, another couple of hours.
Navid: All right, we'll be back soon. Hey,buddy,this way.
Hey, Lila, good to see you.
Dixon: What kind of movies does your dad produce?
Navid: Porn.
He's the biggest producer of x-rated moviesin the world.
Dixon: So can we stay and watch?
Navid: Dude,no.
Dixon: Why not?
Navid: Dude, my dad only has two rules...
no watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.
***** San Fransisco
Ty: I wish I knew what you were thinking.
Annie: I am thinking...
that I just had the best meal that I've ever had at the fanciest restaurant I've ever been to.
Where did you learn to speak Italian?
Ty: Oh, well, that's the upside of spending all my summers in Italy.
Annie: And what would be the downside?
Ty: There is none.
Annie: This night is nothing like I thought it would be.
Ty: Is that a good thing?
Annie: It's a great thing.
***** Pitch Pit
Nat: By yourself, Kel?
Kelly: No, I'm meeting someone.
Brenda: Nat, give me a shake and french fries, extra crispy
Nat: [hugging her] Brenda!
Kelly: Wow,look at you.
Nat: It's so good to see both of you in this place again.
How's your brother?
Brenda: Oh, Brandon is good.
He told me to tell you that every single time he thinks of you,
he craves a mega burger.
Nat: I made an impression.
Brenda: [sitting with Kelly] And he told me to tell you,
that you are beautiful.
Kelly: Yes, he said that on the phone at 3:00 A.M.
When he called from Belize. What is with you walsh kids?
You can't stay in one place.
Brenda: Well, I'm here for at least a month doing the play.
So that should count for something.
Kelly: Yes, it does. Listen, I was thinking...
we should spend some more time together.
I mean, it's been too long.
The last time you saw Sammy was when he was a baby.
Brenda: I know. And, you know,
I was thinking that we've wasted a lot of time over the last couple years, you know.
Kelly: Yeah, I know.
So what do you say we stop wasting it and get back to where we were?
Brenda: It sounds great.
My only question is,
what are we doing here just having milkshakes?
Kelly: That's a good question. Nat?
***** A parking lot - night
Boy #1: Dude, I can still see the slap mark on your face.
Ethan: Whatever.
At least I've got somebody who cares enough about me to slap me.
Better than you and your hand.
Ethan: All right, this prank better be good.
Boy #1: And what is he doing here?
I mean, he's not even on the team.
Navid: Yeah, I'm participating as a fan.
I think I have a [????] to you in my room, Mickey.
Boy #1: Oh, funny.
Dixon: Look, guys, if y'all don't like the idea,
we can do this alone.
Ethan: Yeah, let's see what you got.
Boy#1: Whoa, where'd you get these?
Navid: They're my dad's.
Boy #1: Why are porn dudes always so freaky?
Dixon: You guys, guys, hold them back, hold them back.
Come on, we've got to get these jerseys on them.
Look,there's just three pigs.
But when they see the number four,
they're going to be looking for the other number all day.
Ethan: Dude, this is sick. I mean, disgusting...but also sick.
***** Pitch Pit
George: I seriously think we'd be really great together.
With my beauty and your brains, there's nothing we couldn't do.
Naomi: Is that right?
George: You want to know something?
Naomi: No, not really.
George: When we were in eighth grades
I loved sitting behind you in history because your hair smelled like grapefruits.
Naomi: Why are you so weird?
George: I'm just saying what I'm thinking.
Naomi: Oh, well, you know what, that's scary.
Very, very, scary, actually.
They share a kiss.
***** On the jet landing.
Annie: Come on, tell me.
Ty: What?
Annie: How many girls have you flown to San Francisco on your first date?
Ty: Uh, you're buzzing.
Annie: Geez, eight messages!
Ty: Oh, sorry, uh, we don't get cell service when we're in flight.
Annie: Oh,no.
Ty: What's wrong?
Annie: My grandma was in an accident.
A car accident. Oh my god.
***** The Wilson's mansion
Annie: I am so sorry.
Debbie: You should be.
Tabitha picked up her computer because obviously you couldn't be bothered.
Annie: Oh, my god, I totally forgot. How is she?
Harry: She is okay now.
She's upstairs talking with one of her friends.
Annie: I have no excuse except that I was distracted,
I was having fun hanging out with a new friend and I just forgot.
Punish me, do whatever you need. I am so sorry.
Harry: Well, appreciate your honesty, Annie.
Debbie: No more dates on a school night.
Harry: Hey, where is this Ty guy?
Annie: I though it better that he didn't come in.
Debbie: Yeah.
***** Tabitha's room
Tabitha: So, then Pacino says, I don't care who cooked it,
I'm not eating it.
Mrs Brewer: Well, I think he would eat it now.
And anything else you put in front of him.
Debbie: Tabitha, someone's here to check on you.
Annie: Grandma...are you okay?
Tabitha: Oh, sweetie, I'm fine. Did you hear?
I nailed an SUV.
The big bastard was taking up three spots.
Annie: Hi, Mrs. Brewer.
Mrs Brewer: Hi,annie. It's so good to see you.
I believe you know my grandson.
Ethan: Hey.
Annie: Hi.
***** Near the pool.
Ethan: So...you like him?
Annie: Yeah. Yeah, I like him. We had fun.
A-at the very least, we'll be friends.
Ethan: Just friends, or...
Annie: Well, that's the most important thing if we can't be that,
then we can't be anything else. Right?
Ethan: Right. Are we friends? [Annie's silent] Hey,
remember that four of july at the pier? That was fun.
Annie: Oh yeah! Yeah! I'm still mad at you about that,
by the way- you were supposed to send me those pictures of the octopus...
Ethan: Oh, the penta-pus- it only had five tentacles.
Annie: Yes, yes, the penta-pus. Yes. Of course.
The penta-pus that I won.
Ethan: That I won!
Annie: E-excuse me- who was the one who threw the ball that knocked over the last milk bottle?
Ethan: Aw, it was wobbling already. It was already falling down.
You just grabbed the ball and threw it as it was going down- that doesn't...
Annie: And knocked it over- which is why I won the penta-pus, thank you very much.
God, that was the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Ethan: It was.
I-I bet you it was stuffed with asbestos or something.
I got a rash for a week after holding that thing. It was not good.
Not good.
Annie: Whatever happened to that thing?
Ethan: I don't know. Probably just...dissolved.
Annie: So...how are things with you and Naomi?
Ethan: Not good.
Annie: I'm sorry.
Ethan: Yeah, I am, too. About a lot of things.
Mrs Brewer: Ethan, time to go.
Ethan: Well, that's my exit.
Annie: Your grandmother has trouble driving, too, huh?
God,it must suck getting old.
Ethan: Yeah, actually, uh...she drives just fine.
See you around, Annie.
***** High School
Harry: So nobody knows anything about the four pigs that destroyed palisades hall's cafeteria last night?
Really. Interesting.
Besides extensive property damage, they had to call animal control,
who's been looking for the pigs, trying to round them up for the last ten hours,
and just can't seem to find them all.
Ryan: You know, a lot of schools hate palisades.
It could have been any of them.
Harry: Oh, these pigs were wearing West Beverly lacrosse jerseys.
Ryan: Yeah, it's probably us.
Harry: Was I not clear when I said no retaliation?
Let me be clear about this- if one of you doesn't step forward by 1:00 today
and take responsibility for this, your lacrosse season...is over.
Dixon: What?
Ryan: It's funny guys, but, someone's got to come clean.
***** High school hallway
Naomi: Still running lines?
Adrianna: Yeah, I'm almost off script.
Naomi: You ready for your audition?
Adrianna: My mom thinks I am.
Naomi: What about you?
Adrianna: Yeah. That's what I meant. I'm ready.
I'm on it. You know, it's all over school, about you and George.
Naomi: I know.
Adrianna: Has Ethan called?
Naomi: Meeting tonight. Told you it would work. Good luck.
Adrianna: You, too.
***** Principal's office
Harry: I need you to tell me if you know anything.
Dixon: How can you ask me that?
Harry: It'll be much better if somebody steps forward.
Dixon: So you're asking me to rat on my team?
They barely trust me as it is.
You don't think that they know I'm in here right now, thinking I'm giving them up?
Harry: Is there something to give up?
Dixon: Are you asking me this as my dad or as my principal?
Because my dad would be on my side.
Harry: Your father and your principal are trying to teach you something about character.
Dixon: By ratting on my team.
Harry: No. By taking responsibility for your actions.
Whoever is involved with this has to come forward, or the entire team gets punished.
Dixon: Fine! It was me.
Harry: What was?
Dixon: I did it.
Harry: Did what?
Dixon: I-I-I...let the pigs loose,
I-I planned everything, I did everything by myself.
Harry: Come on, Dixon.
Dixon: What? You don't believe me?
Harry: No. No, I don't believe you.
Dixon: Where do you think I got the idea from?
Grandma told me about your pig prank when you were on the team.
Harry: Okay.
Are you absolutely certain that...
you want to take full responsibility for this?
All on your head? All of it,by yourself?
Dixon: Easiest decision I've made since I got here.
Harry: Okay.
***** Adrianna's casting meeting.
Casting interviewer: Skyler. [Later] Adrianna?
A girl candidate: I think she left.
Casting interviewer: Okay.
***** High school
Silver: So, come on, spill it. Did you join the mile-high club?
Annie: We didn't even kiss.
Of course, I was so nervous I was talking incessantly and didn't give him the chance to.
Silver: Yeah. Well, you did get to fly on a private jet.
That makes you a winner; I am a loser.
I stayed at the pit and drank coffee all night.
Annie: Loser!
Naomi: Hey, uh, cool tattoo. What does it mean?
Silver: Uh, it's the chinese symbole for friendship,'cause, you know, friends are cool.
Annie: Naomi has the same one.
Silver: Yeah. All right...in eighth grade, my dad had an affair with my mom's best friend.
I was...god, I was so angry. You know. So unbelievably scared
that she'd find out, you know, and she'd get a divorce or...start drinking again.
So I...I didn't tell anybody, I kept it a secret,
but then it started eating away at me, and I just...I had to tell someone.
So...I told my best friend, Naomi. She promised me that she wouldn't tell anyone.
So she told everyone.
Annie: Why-why would she do that?
Silver: Because she needs to know more than anyone else.
Because it gives her power to tear people down.
So...my mom found out.
She confronted my dad, and everything that I prayed wouldn't happen happened.
So...now it is my greatest pleasure to make her pay for it.
Annie: Well, I'm sorry.
***** High school hallway
Ryan: Adrianna...Hey.
Adrianna: Hey.
Ryan: Listen, um, how was the audition?
Adrianna: Oh, it was great! Really great.
Actually, um, it's between me and one other girl,
so keep you fingers crossed.
Ryan: Wow, I will. Hey,congratulations.
Adrianna: Thank you.
*****
Ethan: You didn't have to do that, man.
Dixon: Don't worry about it, man. It was my idea anyway.
Ethan: Yeah, but now he cut you from the team.
Dixon: Yeah, but there were other guys on the team who had nothing to do with it.
And they would have been screwed for the whole season.
I had to do it, man. See you later.
Ethan: You think his dad'll put him back on the team?
Navid: I don't know.
Ethan: Hey, Mr. Wilson.
Harry: What can I do for you, Mr. Ward?
Ethan: Dixon didn't do it alone. I helped.
So, I mean, if you suspend him, you have to suspend me.
Navid: Me,too.
Harry: Navid, you too?
Navid: They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it.
They respond to their names when called.
Harry: Really?
***** Wilson's mansion
Annie: Hey.
Debbie: Hey. Look what I found in my daughter's pocket.
San Francisco, Annie?
Annie: I was just so bummed about Jason, and Ty was fun and nice and
I knew you would say no.
Debbie: Wait a minute. I said yes to a date on a school night,
which I thought was pretty cool of me.
I'm sorry if I have to draw the line at my 15-year-old daughter jetting off
to San Francisco with a guy she barely knows.
Annie: That's what kids here do. They have planes and they go places
and they don't tell their parents 'cause it's no big deal.
It takes an hour to get to San Franccoco by jet,
and that's like being in traffic on sunset.
Debbie: We have rules, Annie!
What if you're somewhere and we don't know where, and you get hurt?
I will work with you, but I have to be able to trust you,
and right now I don't know when I'm gonna be able to do that again.
Annie: Are you gonna tell dad?
Debbie: Of course, I'm gonna tell dad.
***** Peach Pit
Ethan: George? Of all the guys, why him...in front of everyone?
Naomi: Well, I guess I just did to you what you did to me.
Ethan: What I did to you was terrible. I feel horrible.
But, I mean, I hurt you, you hurt me. Is that how it works with us?
I wouldn't do that to a friend,and we're supposed to be more than friends.
Naomi: But we are more than that. We're more than friends, Ethan.
And we've fought before. We always work it out.
Ethan: You know, you asked me why I did it. I said I didn't know.
I think I do now. I wanted out.
Naomi: Are you breaking up with me?
Ethan: I'm breaking up with us.
***** Dixon's room
Harry: Hey, thanks to your buddies, you're back on the team.
You and Ethan are gonna have to sit out the palisades game,
and Navid's gonna have to pick up trash.
Dixon: Really?
Harry: Yeah. And I want to apologize to you.
Wasn't fair of me to ask you to give up your buddies.
I was on a team once. I know how it works.
Dixon: You know, I'm sorry I disobeyed you, you know?
I'I'm still trying to find my way around here, you know?
Harry: I'm trying to figure out when to be your principal and when to be your dad.
Dixon: You know, I think I like my dad more than my principal.
Harry: You might not when you hear his punishment.
***** Kelly's
Brenda: Hi.
Ryan: Hi. Hi. Uh, uh, is...Uh, sorry, I was looking for Kelly.
Brenda: Yeah, you're in the right place.
She's just putting Sammy to bed. I-I'm her friend Brenda.
I just got into town. We've been catching up.
I bet that you're Ryan.
Ryan: Well I am.
Kelly: Ryan.
Ryan: Uh, I know; weird that I'm here. I, uh, I'm not a stalker.
I just, I felt bad about my comment.
The comment. So, um, I wanted to bring you these. [He gives her flowers].
Kelly: Thank you.
Ryan: Yeah.
Oh, and I also work part-time for the blackhawks recruiting fans,
so I brought you that, too, for your son.
Kelly: Yeah, I figured.
Ryan: Yeah, okay. So, you have company and you're busy.
I'm just gonna...
Brenda: Actually, if you guys want to grab some food or a drink,
I can stay here and watch Sammy. I mean,
if he's already asleep, he won't even know that you're gone.
Ryan: I would love that, but, but it's up to you.
Kelly: You just got here.
Brenda: Don't worry. I'll be here for a while.
Kelly: Okay, yeah. Um, are you sure?
Brenda: Yeah.
Kelly: I'll grab my stuff.
***** Dixon's room
Annie: Well?
Dixon: He nailed me: No texting, coming straight home after school from practice.
Annie: And play rehearsal and no dates for two weeks or parties or coffee money.
Dixon: But you got to go San Francisco.
Annie: I know. This ain't Kansas no more.
***** Harry and Debbie in bed
Harry: You sorry we moved here?
Debbie: Yet to be determined. A lot of temptation here.
I'm just concerned about how this is gonna affect the kids.
Harry: You say the word, I will move us back to Kansas.
Debbie: Would you really do that?
Harry: Yes,I would. Look, it was tough moving here,
but if you're unhappy, if the kids are miserable,
I will pack us up, momento, and head back to Kansas.
Debbie: I think we can give it some time,
but it's nice to know we have another option.
Harry: We do. And this thing with Tracy,
I wish I knew what to do, but I don't.
And am I curious to know the kid's okay? Absolutely,
but being an adoptive father, would I want Dixon's birth parents around us?
No way.
Debbie: Well, look, Dixon is a teenager. This is a man.
Before you do anything about that,
I think you really need to figure out how you want to handle things with Tracy.
Harry: I don't, I don't know and I am the first to admit that I was not the greatest guy back then.
Debbie: Honestly, I'm more concerned about the guy that you are now.
So just take your time and figure out how you want to handle this.
Harry: I will. And you, will be the first to know.
***** On the porch of the house
Annie: If my parents see you, they're gonna freak out.
Ty: Well, better hurry up then.
Annie: Hurry what?
They kiss. Ethan, coming with flowers sees them, stop and leave unseen.
End!